mearse

noun:

1. a single distinct meaningful expression of awkwardness or unease, sometimes followed by a question mark and posed as a question (mearse?) in which one is basically asking/inquiring "awkward much?".

2. marijuana.

verb:

1. to ingest marijuana.
2. to pee on oneself.

Johnny woke from a vivid dream flailing his arms and legs, realizing he was in the middle of class. With everyone staring at him and at a loss for words, we uttered "mearse?"

We went to Washington Square Park to buy some mearse from the dealers by the chess tables; then we went around the corner and mearsed a phatty.