Breakfast of Champions

A breakfast composed of a bowl of Kraft Dinner and several shots of Tequila. Should be noted that if its done after Noon, its not breakfast, pussy. Extra points if you make the Kraft dinner with beer instead of milk.

Party-Boy 1: What could make this breakfast a true breakfast of champions?
Party-Boy 2: Tequila, bitch!!!

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PPS

Public Piss Syndrome

When you have PPS you are prone to losing your desire to urinate when someone else is in the room. Often someone being in the stall next to you creates this problem. Urinals will become your worst enemy when you are affected by PPS, as large urges to urinate can be abolished even by the opening of the bathroom door.

Friend 1: Good dammit hurry up, we are going to miss the bus!
Friend 2: Well dude get out! You know I got PPS!
Friend 1: God Damn PPS....

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chorgon

Meaning inexplicably fantastic, a word used to describe events you cannot find words to use. Originally developed by 3 strapping young lads describing a Green Day Concert in Montreal Canada.

Dude, that Green Day concert was so F***ing chorgon.

Love Muffin, chorgon? or kinda queer?

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