Bane

n: to prohibit, forbid, or bar

v: the act of prohibiting

Came from the Godlike Productions forum. Essentially the GLP's take on the word ban.

Person #1: Dude, you know guns are bad, we must bane them!

Person #2: Dude, you know using words incorrectly hurts your argument?

Person #3: Dude, it's called sarcasm. He reads the GLP, he knows the know.

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Person A: Did you hear about the bane SpecOpWarrior got?

Person B: Yeah, but he's a douche, so he deserved it.

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Hairball

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)

1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?

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delete nazi

n: Someone who deletes postings in social media sites, blog comments, etc. frequently and without reason.

Benjamin Franklin : I posted a comment to Tommy's facebooks page, and he deleted it. So I posted something else later, and he deleted that to!

George Washington: Yeah, Jefferson's a bit of a delete nazi.

Benjamin Franklin: Totally! What a douche.

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