sneeze bukkake

When someone sneezes on your face very offensively, leaving you covered in fine drops of nose juice, similar to the covering when being the object of a bukkake scene in an adult movie.
Also applicable if performed on oneself.

Then she sneezed at me, i felt like a sneeze bukkake.

Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”