supreme cream

when a man orgasms so hard his sperm ejaculates at max speed and distance, similar to how a female might squirt.

eg female 1: I was with this guy last night, I made him supreme cream, he covered my curtains in cum.
female 2: really either he was really bad or you're getting really good

Poon Goon

Someone who claims to have sex with a lot of women, but in actuality spends most of his time trolling the internet, playing video games, or looking at porn so he can talk about the female anatomy.

Example 1

Friend 1: yo I got caught up in a threesome with two chicks the other night, it was great.
Friend 2: shut up man everybody knows you're a total Poon Goon.

Example 2
Guy: Hey girl, you wanna see why all the ladies get with me?
Girl: Oh please you are the biggest Poon Goon I've ever seen, salty lil' introvert!