Dropping a Deuce

A smoother way of saying you just had the shit of a lifetime. The kind that makes you proud to be a man and floating on cloud 9 afterwards.

Stems from the childhood question about going to the bathroom. #1 being urination; #2 being defecation…
“Deuce” meaning the #2 card in poker or a snake eyes in craps.

Man 1: Dude where the hell you been? This place is swarming with hotties... I need my wingman..
Man 2: I was dropping a Deuce. Who do you want? I'll get her and her friends.

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Steady McBetty

A female who does not have sex without a proir agreement on a steady relationship.

The direct opposite of a Holla back girl.

Man 1: What happened to the that hottie you hooked up with?
Man 2: Haven't talked to her. Turns out she's a Steady McBetty.
Man 1: Don't lock yourself in for ass.
Man 2: Word.

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