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christian white

a shade of white named after all boys named Christian that generally seem to have blonde hair and very fair faces someone with Christian white complexion has an amazing ability to blend in with walls but the downside of this skin shade is that when people like them go to Barbaaaados they need to apply extravagant amounts of sun block or they'll burn. unless they go in Winter, of course. nothing to do with religion in fact many Christians aren't in fact religious many are German or atheists.

What's she?
Oh she's Christian white.
Oh, very white, like the wall.
Exactly!

by Johnny is my name June 14, 2018

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Rose

a very nosy creature who becomes a werewolf at night

beware of rose it might kill you

by Johnny is my name June 5, 2018

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hello

to go to the table

please hello

by Johnny is my name June 5, 2018

1👍 1👎