shitbits

the small pieces of shit that are left floating in the toilet after flushing

After eating those tacos I saw more shitbits than ever before.

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cunt cleaver

a mans very large cock

By the gaping size of her pussy it looks like she's been getting hit with a cunt cleaver.

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dig it out

when a man puts a woman face down on the bed and eats her ass out for about 10 minutes

Man 1: That girl is so fine, but she is a fucking bitch.

Man 2: She just needs someone to dig it out and she will be fine.

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q-bert

Slang term for a quarter pound of marijuana.

Meet me at the spot with a q-bert.

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BBR

stands for Bald Beyond Repair

After trying Rogaine and some other shit Bill found out that he was BBR

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miscue

When a man accidentally shoots him self in the eye when jerking off

I had to go and buy a bottle of visine after my miscue this morning.

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FLUFF

stands for Fuckable, Lovable, Understanding, Friend, Forever...usually refers to 2 fuck buddies

I was hanging out with my FLUFF Ann last night and now I'm tired as hell.

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