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the large roll of fat that needs to be lifted up to get to a fat womans pussy
If you want to fuck Stacey you will have to open the garage door.
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I am so frustrated that I have to do my thang tonight or I will explode.
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when a woman is worthy of having your dick in her
I would fuck Mary, but she just isn't dickworthy.
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A tattoo aon a womans lower back above her ass.
That hottie I took home last night had a great piece of reading material.
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when a man is fucking a woman and has his dick all the way in her
Woman: Stick it all the way in baby.
Man: I'm already buried to the hip.
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Term used to describe a woman's VERY hairy pussy. Looks similar to having your cards fanned out in a hand of poker.
I took this cougar home last night and she had one hell of a full boat.
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When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.
The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.
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