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paper trail

the small pieces of toilet paper that remain stuck to ones ass after wiping

That generic toilet paper leaves a nasty paper trail.

by Johnny tats May 27, 2008

34πŸ‘ 152πŸ‘Ž


white knuckling

When one is driving and has to piss so bad that they are squeezing the steering wheel so hard that there knuckles are white.

I was white knuckling for 15 minutes this afternoon when I was stuck in traffic.

by Johnny tats November 8, 2007

47πŸ‘ 106πŸ‘Ž


corn camper

a term for a flaming homosexual

That new guy at work is a fucking corn camper!

by Johnny tats November 9, 2007

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


assterpiece

the wonderful paintjob that one gives the toilet when they have explosive diarreah

I painted such an assterpiece today that I thought I was Michaelangelo.

by Johnny tats December 10, 2007

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Gassle

the hassle that one goes through when getting gas

I had such a gassle today at Shell.

by Johnny tats May 31, 2007

12πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


kited up

to be stoned out of ones mind

That purp got me so kited up that I can't see straight.

by Johnny tats June 18, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


after school specials

young girls walking home from school

The corner of 8th and Chew has the best after school specials.

by Johnny tats November 13, 2007

18πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž