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meat shit

the shit that awakens one from a sound sleep at 2:30am after eating a large amount of meat before bedtime

Man 1: Why are you so tired today?

Man 2: I got the meat shit from going to Outback!

by Johnny tats May 23, 2008

25πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


the clinch

when one has to desperately squeeze their asscheeks together because they have to shit badly

I was in traffic on the highway today and had to do the clinch for almost an hour.

by Johnny tats July 31, 2008

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long

I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.

by Johnny tats March 24, 2008

6πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


asskimo kiss

similar to an eskimo kiss, but instead 2 asses are rubbed together

After I violated the hell out of that bitch last night I gave her an asskimo kiss and fell asleep.

by Johnny tats January 15, 2008

28πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


ass agent

A man who gets so much pussy that he should have an agency to organize them all.

That dude is such an ass agent it makes me ill.

by Johnny tats November 8, 2007

32πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


furr pie

A very hairy unshaved pussy.

That ho has a furr pie that you can see through her pants.

by Johnny tats November 2, 2007

12πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


hotdog inhaler

term used to describe a faggot that only sucks cock and does not take it in the ass

I hear that Wayne is one of those fucking hotdog inhalers.

by Johnny tats January 3, 2008

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž