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Your birthday. On your 'boofday' it is customary to get boofed.
Boof as a verb is traditionally defined as the act of shoving something in your ass; Drugs, sexual toys, etc. however as per the Guad Squad definition, boof is often used as a one word statement. If someone is beautiful or handsome, one would say 'boof' to let that person know they are thought to be so by the individual who told them boof.
Boof as an adjective is used by the Guad Squad in a similar manner as 'fuck' is used. 'Boofed' would then be similar to 'fucked'
On your Boofday, it is the day people 1) celebrate your birthday 2) acknowledge how boof you are and 3) If all goes well, you might get boofed.
Noun: "Today is Jack's birthday! Happy Boofday Jack, hope ya get boofed tonight! Hopefully no sandwicheeeees"
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Noun - When a person falls in love with someone in an obsessive, psychotic manner, then proceeds to have sex with them, and when they are denied a relationship, in a blind rage of fury, they kill the person.
Guy retells story to friend:
Guy 1) Did you read the paper today? This guy had one reeeeally psychotic obsession for this chick. Sad story.
Guy 2) I read that! He should be put away for life. The sickest lovefuckmurder i've ever heard.
Guy 1) I know! He kept whining to her that he loved her so much so they finally had sex so he'd stop bugging her, but when he asked her out for the millionth time afterwards and she said no he caved her skull in with a louisville slugger!
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Noun: A dutch bike is a clever verbal spoonerism for a butch dyke. It is used when you are trying to indicate to someone around you that there is a female in the vicinity who obviously looks very butch, but you don't want to make it obvious.
"Woah, hey Laura! There's a dutch bike pedaling on by to your 3 o'clock. What a beast!"
"I always wanted to travel to Holland to ride a ::points to dyke in a non obscure manner:: 'dutch bike'"
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1. (n) A name that one uses for their significant other to show affection. Usually used when they would like to use something silly and original rather than the over-used "pooky" "poobear" and "honeybunch".
2. (adj) A name given to someone who is being overly-silly, crossing the line into the realm of stupidity.
1. a) Wanna come over and snuggle with me, poophead?
1. b) Aww, you're so sweet! Thanks poophead.
2. a) What are you doing?! You are such a poophead!
2. b) Why do you always have to act like a poophead all the time?
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