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bang your gate

To punch someone in the jaw. Referring to the mouth as the person's gate.

Usually used as a warning or a threat

Listen buddy, you keep on yapping and I'm going to bang your gate clean off

by Johnny5ive February 10, 2023


omnomnomagon

Pentagon has five sides
Hexagon has six sides
Octagon has eight sides
Omnomnomagon... is the shape of Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster is no longer just an amorphous blob. His shape will hence forth be known as an omnomnomagon.

by Johnny5ive September 14, 2011

26πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Chewed like food

To be extremely high on Marijuana. If you are just a little on the high side, you are chewed. If you have red skittles for eyes, a craving for pickles and peanut butter and you just mistook your cat for your pillow.... you sir are Chewed like food.

I shouldn't have smoked that last bowl, I have to work in 20 minutes and I'm chewed like food.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

20πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


sleeve driving

What you do on a cold winter day, when you don't have gloves. You pull the sleeves of your jacket or sweater over your hands as to prevent them from touching the icy steering wheel.

Passenger: "Jesus! You're all over the road man! You tryin to kill us?"

Driver: "Give me a break, it's forty below, icy as balls and I'm sleeve driving over here!"

by Johnny5ive January 4, 2012


Jungle Toe

When your second toe is significantly longer than your big toe.

Person 1: I saw Sandy wearing flip flops the other day, and that girl has some serious Jungle Toe!

Person 2: I'm trying to eat, you asshole. I don't want to hear about Sandy's freakish feet!

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


dump it in

To have meaningless sex. Refers to "dumping" ones dick in any or all orifices on a girl.

Example 1

John: Hey Andrew what do you think of the new girl?

Andrew: She's not the greatest , but I figure after a six pack I'd dump it in.

Example 2

She wasn't the greatest looking, but I figured I had 20 minutes to kill so I might as well dump it in.

by Johnny5ive August 17, 2011

20πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Secret Backhand

Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

I swear if I come home to a dirty house, empty oven and a bad attitude... She's getting the secret backhand.

by Johnny5ive August 4, 2011

24πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž