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A crush that's one-sided to the point of being creepy.
See unrequited love.
on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
Someone privy to the same secrets as you are; a fellow initiate.
If you're looking for good herbs, I've been out of that business for a long time. But that doesn't mean I can't help you... let me call my Bro in the Know.
America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)
Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.
A side effect of gluten intolerance and failure to maintain strict dietary discipline.
I ate wheat bread, now Iâm glutenpoopen
Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.
Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?
Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.
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A game of chance one plays alone, or in a group. First one to shart, loses. Traditionnally, one finds themself embroiled in a game of Fart, Fart, Shart after dining on Chipotle or similar faire.
Kids play 'Duck, Duck, Goose.' Men play 'Fart, Fart, Shart'.