Loris

A childish man-child with a ridiculously small dick, lacking English speaking skills and tends to be extremely French. A Loris also doesn't know basic sets of social skills, such as sarcasm and basic humor. and is usually dangerously violent. Warning: a loris doesn't know how to articulate and you must be prepared to ask him to repeat what he is saying many times; patience is required.

Jesus Christ that guy is such a Loris