Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.

This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.

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Do you like to sing your ABCs?

A slang term used to insultingly call someone stupid to their face without directly offending them.

Jeff: does something really stupid
Me: do you like to sing your ABCs?

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