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ledezma

a notorious Venezuelan drug lord who is currently hiding in Orange County; he is known for his ability to secretly follow students without being caught; he is currently the supplier of many substances for kids

Yoooo, I just saw ledezma following me

by Johnnyremmell October 6, 2018

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Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 6, 2018


Skeleboner

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

by Johnnyremmell October 10, 2018

9👍 1👎


Gerlachin

When you’re Justin Song and your card gets pulled

Help! Which sentence are we on? I’m going to get caught gerlachin!

by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018


spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 6, 2018


Remmelling

To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down

Brooooo! I just saw John Remmell remmelling and now the bird is poppin.

by Johnnyremmell October 8, 2018


Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018