Shag brownie

When wearing shorts or nude you sit on a white shag rug and leave a wet fart which leaves a shit stain so severe the rug must be replaced.

Steve was watching the hockey game before taking a bath. When there was a fight he got so worked up he left a Shag brownie which his wife couldn't clean. They had to replace the whole damn white shag rug.

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Bermuda cough drop

When someone coughs or sneezes so hard they loose bowel control and let a massive wet fart containing more shit then fart.

I knew Stanley wasn't feeling well when he sneezed and left a Bermuda cough drop on new shag rug.

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