Mongul

If someone is a mongul, he's an absolute twat.
It can also be used to describe a "mongol," but "mongul" is way more offensive.

"Fuck you man, you mongul."
"Right back at you, mong."

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big nos

Whenver you get hit by a big wave of nostalgia.

"Bruh, whataya doin'?"
"Man, I just got the big nos..."

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Jede

When someone is a jede, they're completely clueless and dumb

"This dude Andreas is such a jede"
"You right, on crip..."

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qwak

a dickhead in the sense of an idiot

"Simon is an absolute qwak for doing that."
"True."

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lbs

Short for "long black sausage" also known as a long black penis.

"Jakob has such an lbs, man."
"Yeh, true."

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booming

Typically used in the world of sport and videogames.
If you're booming someone, you're absolutely destroying them.

"Dude, I'm freaking booming these noobs."
"Nice."

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konk

literally means "cock" and is often used instead of "dickhead"

"Dude, you're a fucking konk."
"At least I have one."

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