To Jew

To hoard money, and even if you have a lot of money, you're really cheap, acting as if you barely have any. When friends ask you for money, you don't give them any, and when you have to go somewhere, you'll barely scrape enough change together to afford it, even though you've got plenty of money.

"Hey Dan, can i borrow 10 bucks?" "nope" "But you're a millionaire, i swear i'll pay you back, i just have to make rent this month" "Sorry, haven't got any myself, you'll have to ask someone else".

"Hey John, stop Jewing so much"

"Are you going to Jew me again?"

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