Spank the Monkey

masterbation- male only.

I was going to spend the day building shelters for the homeless, but decided to stay home and spank the monkey all day instead.

fuck pig

An extremely promiscuous woman, ordinarily lacking in attractiveness.

Henry was so depressed by his breakup, that he spent the night with some "fuck pig".

Dip

An ass, asshole, dick, dick wad, dufus, dildo, tool, etc. Short for Dip Shit

I like Kelly, but her old man's a real "dip".