cankle

A grossly malformed, disproportionate, and tree stump-like ankle that seamlessly merges into the calf, so that there is no singular "ankle" or "calf".

Puhhleeeaaze, girl! You got them nasty-ass cankles that not even Corky would wanna jump yer bones!

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Pukey McGillicutty

Nickname for a puking when drunk Jeff Vaughan

Did you see Vaughan pull a Pukey McGillicutty?

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Swanbonics

The lexicon, today an uber-urban slang phenomenon used by the in-the-know crowd, derived from the hit reality TV series, "The Swan", encompassing all words and terminology that are peculiar and specific to "The Swan".

Shocka, you lost me with all your Swanbonic speak! What's "feminize"?

witchnose

A hideous, vomit-inducing, shaped nose that closely resembles the nose of a witch, long and narrow but with large nostril openings.

Damn, girl! Git yer witchnose outta my grill 'fore I cut you up!

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Swannabee

Derived from the mass hit reality TV series, "The Swan", this word denotes an individual with particularly ghastly, unappealing, and hideous physical characteristics (often mistaken as the result of substandard cosmetic surgery) that prevent this individual from attaining the singular "Swan" status, and the individual thus remains a second-rate contender for "Swan" status and rank.

Victoria Gotti is a total Swannabee.

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romise

When someone asks for your commitment, but you slyly drop the letter “p” from the word promise with your response to refrain from your commitment on a technicality. ”

“ My roommate Kyle was worried I’d sleep with his girlfriend while he was out of town, but I gave him my solemn “ romise” that she’d be in good hands.”

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MYFNYF

MYFNYF is an acronym for Miss Your Face, NOT Your Farts. It can be used as an interjection or action verb. MYFNYF is meant for usage as a common slang term in digital mass communication while assisting with conservation of digital clutter by simplifying the six word phrase with an acronym MYFNYF " Miss Your Face, Not Your Farts !"
. MYFNYF is meant to be a difficult phrase to say 5x fast, but its main usage is to indicate terms of endearment or high regards for another as they depart but also at light amusement at the others expense by calling out their flatulence on a regular basis.

" Ok. DadI I need to hang up now . All the other campers are heading out to go hiking - MYFNYF "- Miss Your Face, Not Your Farts