hit the shade tree

Usually means you're fired from your job.

Joe: Sorry I'm late again, I had a flat tire.
BossMan: Hit the shade tree!!!!!
Joe: "sits under tree"

1👍 1👎

Jeff bilbrey

When you think you're going to fart but you shit and eat it.

I walked out the door and pulled a Jeff bilbrey cause I was late for work and didn't have enough time to change

4👍 1👎

spookdaddy

A derogatory term used to describe the fathers of spooks.

That spookdaddy doesn't take care of his children.

6👍 1👎

Rat rod

A male rats genitals. The word is believed to be first used somewhere around 4000 years ago somewhere in India. The word is now used by modern street gangs near the u.s. mexican boarder.

Yo Holmes, did you see Jake last night, that homo was suckin on a rat rod.

cocksucker

Word used to describe females mouth while bitching.

Shut your cocksucker up grandma, I don't want any cookies.

3👍 5👎

skinched

Skinched is a word used when giving or receiving a short bag of marijuana.

My bag is about a gram short, I think Billy skinched some bud out of it.

I don't have any weed so I skinched a gram out of his bag.

plates

Short for license plates

Don't drive my car, I don't have any plates on it yet.

28👍 11👎