Foob

An extremely flexible, magic word that exists in nearly every part of speech. It can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, and adverb. Typically used in a positive light where the word “fuck” is typically used in a negative light.

Antonym: Fuck “Many an emotion is found between a fuck and a foob.”

Noun: “I give a big foob about the environment!” “That foober in line ahead of us just paid for our coffees!”

Verb: (To cuddle) “Honey, when we get home I could use some serious foob time.”

Adjective: “Damn beautiful! That foobing sky is so clear and blue!”

Adverb: “First place! I foobing ran that race!”

All the above: “You foobing foobed my foobin' cat! You said you hated cats, you foobing foob!!!”