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A brilliant quip that can be added to anything to make it funny. I have no idea why this is true, but it is!
MAN1: "Where did all these people come from?"
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Oh crap, I forgot my homework at school."
MAN2: "I just did."
MAN1: "Should I ask her out to the prom tomorrow?"
MAN2: "I......just....DID."
57π 44π
A spirit pit is when you put your penis into a woman's armpit and then cum.
She looked at me wierd when I gave her a Spirit Pit.
6π 1π
The greatest actor ever to grace the stage of SNL with his presence. Honestly, the most influentially genius and hilarious actor since Jim Carrey. There is no SNL side-show reject that even comes close to his greatness. (With an arguable acception to Dana Carvey and Chris Farley)
WILL FERRELL CANNOT BE TOUCHED! WORSHIP HIm!
132π 474π
A Buttermilk Swirl is when a man inserts his penis into a woman's ass and then stands up. He then holds onto an above ceiling fan and goes in circles with his dick still in the woman's anus.
Right before I left, I grabbed the fan and gave her ass a Buttermilk Swirl.
10π 21π
Another word for when something doesn't go your way and how it sucks. (i.e bullshit)
"Damn, she's not going to let you come over her house? That is some straight momchill right there."
2π 4π
It's the hole under a woman's vagina that she pisses out of.
She smelled bad because she never wiped her jiff.
8π 29π
A racial slur for Greek people.
"Stupid sheep-sucking GRUCKERS are all over my lawn! GO EAT A GYRO!
7π 2π