Jolley

A small northern creature which can be seen frequenting the Bloomfield road area.

It is often bad tempered leading to hostile human - Jolley interactions.

The Jolley is often found in the north of England and is native to the Blackpool area. The Jolley has a gruff sound and is often observed with an orange tinge. The Jolley has been known to migrate to southern England in search of resources to take back to it's northern homeland.

'Do you see that small orange furball little timmy?'
'Yes dad it looks like it's been abused by someones penis!'
'Thats a Jolley'

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