Penal Queef

A fart released from the penis. Some say that they do not exist at all. A few men claim to have penally queefed at one point, but there is no direct evidence of it ever happening. The penal queef is and shall probably remain a mystery, much like Sasquatch and the Lochness Monster.

"The attendees at the Governor's ball were slightly put off when Richard let out a wet Penal Queef at the dinner table."

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Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross

Used in replacement, and carries the same meaning as the commonly spoken phrase "Jesus Christ on a Cross". This is in reference to the guy who played Jesus in "The Passion of the Christ".

"Jesus Jim Caviezel on a Cross, this carrot cake has semen in it!"

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Crab Dipper

A sexual act where a man pulls the skin of his balls over his dick so it looks like a hermit crab, and then he inserts it into a woman's vagina.

"Jacob felt that he would treat his woman to an extra special time, so he gave her a crab dipper."

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Fagfucker

A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker

"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"

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Pounds Vag

An expression of excitement, used in place of the common phrase "Kicks Ass".

"I can't believe we came back and won the game. This totally pounds vag!"

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Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

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Bitchtits

when a man's boobs are sweating so very profusely that a sweat ring forms around the outline of his tits on his shirt, and the sweat ring covers more than 50% of the circumference of his breast, his is said to have "Bitchtits". Scientists estimate that the sweat of a man with Bitchtits contains about 30% undigested mayonnaise.

"Did you see that fat, sweaty asshole try to run a 5K? He was rocking some killer bitchtits!"

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