Cocksqueedle

An expression of anger commonly used in place of other curse words such as "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and "damn" and also used to compliment those words in a sentence. It is also common for one to clench their fists in anger as they say the word.

"Son of a cocksqueedle!"

"Fucking cocksqueedle, I'm really pissed off right now!"

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Christbag

Used to describe a highly religious person who is also a complete douchebag. The word can also be used in general in replacement of douchebag.

"Shut up you stupid Christbag!"

"Go hug a Bible you Christbag!"

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Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge

A variation of the commonly used Jesus Christ. It carries the same meaning as Jesus Christ.

"Holy Jesus Christ on a Coke Binge, I can't believe the Steelers won!"

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Fetusfucker

An insult directed at jerks and assholes. It is similar in definition and used in the same context as motherfucker, with the only key difference being that when calling one a Fetusfucker, you are implying that they fuck fetuses, rather than someone's mother.

"Which one of you Fetusfuckers fucked my girlfriend and gave her Anal Warts?"

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Texas Windshield

A pleasurable act where one person lays down and covers their face with Saran Wrap, and then their partner takes a shit on their face.

"Jill and I thought we would experiment a little bit, so I ate 4 bowls of chili and gave her a Texas Windshield."

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