Pepper pig

Congratulations, you have misspelt peppa pig and you likely have a 4 year old daughter called McKenzie who likes to hide behind your legs when she meets someone for the first or forty-first time because she acts shy for a total of two minutes. She asks I for a pet Chihuahua because her friend from playgroup called lilly has one and she thinks it’s cool. She is a huge fan of orange juice and blowing bubbles in it. Her big brother Alex, who is 11, hates it when she comes into the room and asks for a turn on the Xbox and gets mad when she prevents him from getting a 2 kill victory royale! What is this about again? I forgot.

Dan: I love pepper pig
Sarah: I love Ben and hollys little kingdom

Dan: that’s stupid
Sarah:*punches Dan
Dan:*cries

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LTN’S green suit

A dickhead

Person 1: LTN’s green suit is a dickhead
Person 2: yes