lycranthrope

A lycra-wearing cyclist who shape changes into a bicycle-riding wolf when there's a full moon. They then randomly break off wing mirrors and shout abuse at motorists who they think have wronged them.

The other night I was just minding my own business, sat at the traffic lights, and some passing lycranthrope broke off my wing mirror and implied that I indulge in self-abuse! Must be a full moon again.

deliverancy

Someone who looks like one of the bad guys from the legendary film "Deliverance".

The people in that part of town look well deliverancy, scary.

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agpolyistic

A man who doesn't believe in religion. Unless its one of those fringe religions that lets you marry several women a generation younger than you.

I was agpolyistic and never thought I'd become a believer but I now live by the word as do my five lovely young wives.

On the stick

Someone who is claiming sickness benefit for having an ailment that requires the use of a walking stick.

My back has gone totally, I'm off work and claiming sickness benefit, I'm on the stick for the foreseeable future.

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