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A person that has the common sense of a garden slug, compared to the poor child on the short bus that has no control over the fact he/she licks the windows.
Jack is a total window licking retard. He got caught screwing some bitch, by his wife, in their bed!
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When it is so hot outside that a man's pants become a boiling pot for his nuts.
It's so hot outside that Jack says his nuts are doin' a lil crotch pot cookin'!
The amount of alcohol any drunk driver will tell the police officer he/she has had, in response to the question "Have you been drinking tonight?"
The cop asked Jack how much he had to drink and he said "Two beers ocifer."
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