Head-nutt

Used to describe a dumb ass person in a nicer manor. Head-nutts are definitely easy to come by and hard to get away from. They may have you fooled now but their true headnutt form will soon come to your understanding.

“You know you can be such a head-nutt sometime...”

Purple shit

The aftermath of a McDonald’s meal. Too much micky d’s and you’ll have the case of the purple shits. Ronald’s face can fool you but he can’t skool you so get a salad you fat f*ck.

“I ate too much chicky nuggets Ima be sick!”
“Your gonna have a case of the purple shits fo sure!!!”

Enort pledge

a pledge of loyalty to the enorts. once an enort you must read this pledge however if you’re a fake enort you will be slapped and squirted on.

“yo barba im finally an enort! what’s the enort pledge again?
“i am enort,
i will enort,
in father enort we trust,
i am enortion.”