Leaky faucet

When a girl sits on the toilet backwards peeing and you lick her butthole.

Hey i gave Tiffany a leaky faucet.

That's nasty, how did it taste?

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Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

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