maddox

1.) "Some old, greasy dude who uses the internet to cry about his likes and dislikes to the disaffected youth of America through semi-comedic rants."
- Oh come on now, could you pick an easier audience?

2.)"A self- proclaimed pirate."
- Lol, wtf is that about? Seriously, a pirate? Get an identity, you silly bastard. Do you hijack ocean going vessels and plunder them for booty or do you just download music illegally? Yeah...thats just sad.

3.)"A 30 year old man with a 12-16 year old following."
-you rock, Maddox!!!1 For realz!!1!1

"man, that chump was crying more than Maddox when his Ace of Base file didn't download!"

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