briana

girl with the body of a stripper who doesn't like that everyone else is taller than her.

guy: "Woah stripper pants, you should try to gain some height."

girl: "Yeah whatever tall person. Hope you fall and die."

guy: "Damn, she's such a briana."

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lemonade

what one makes when life gives them lemons. what the hell else are you gonna do with them.

guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"

guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."

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good time

when your off dipshitting around with your friends, just doing what you dumbasses do.

"I can't believe Jake and Steve stole that sign."

"Yeah, but it was a good time."

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potato

a thief who likes to steal worthless signs and hide them in his pants. often steals from large chain stores such as Walmart.

employee: "Hey, what happened to the shop sign. It's gone."

shopowner: "What? It was here a minute ago."

employee: "Well, I did see some kid hanging around outside."

shopowner: "That damn potato."

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