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gagly

acronym for "goat-ass ugly"

All those free on-line gay porn stars are so gagly...like GAG me with a spoon!

by Jon64Bailey October 9, 2013

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


five bagger

she is so ugly you need 3 bags over her head, 1 over yours and 1 over your dog's!: five baggers are three times as ugly as "coyote ugly", about twice as ugly as "ugly as sin" and of course, 1 2/3 times uglier than even a three bagger

That chick I met at the biker bar was one five bagger from hell!!!!

by Jon64Bailey January 11, 2008

17πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


pin

noun a man or boy who is effiminate, nerdy or uncool
verb (used with out) to cop out; wimp out; fail to live up to an engagement

That guy is a total pin for bringing a laptop to the poker table. Only a pin would show up to a cowboy bar wearing wingtips and sporting a Beemer. Don't pin out on me, dude, you promised you would meet this new chick at the dance hall tonite!!

by Jon64Bailey December 17, 2007

5πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


buzzards

the essential noun (plural) in the cliche "The buzzards are circling." meaning

a. One's death is anticipated to be near with the expectation of the inheritance of money, property, etc.

b. One is expected to suffer some near future misfortune to the advantage of one or more others.

Tom: Our uncle is dying of cancer and he has us in his will. Our two younger brothers seems to be visiting him in the hospital a lot these days.
Joe: Yes, I can surely say the buzzards are circling.

by Jon64Bailey March 17, 2013

18πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


hot tamale house

(noun) a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey August 5, 2008


hot tamale house

a public outhouse (because Sanchez food often has that pungent, fecal odor as the Sanchez's bodies do)

One boy said to the other, "I saw the truck that pumped out all the pee-pee and doo-doo from that hot tamale house!"

by Jon64Bailey August 5, 2008

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


stud

1. a very masculine (and generally young) male person: a guy who is very strong, handsome, buff and/or atheletic: a handsome young jock
2. a boy or young man, not necessarily atheletic, who is quite academic in school: a very studious young fellow (altered after 'studious')

The football star was a total stud and got all the nice young ladies after the game. The stud always got A's in math.


NOTE: conventionally, this term only applied to males when it became in vogue in the 1970's among American youth culture. It never really should be applied to females.

by Jon64Bailey January 7, 2009

155πŸ‘ 191πŸ‘Ž