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Virus

An organism that moves around until it has found a single, empty spot and stays there and mutliplies until every natural resource in the area is consumed, and then moves on to consume another area.
See human.

"A virus is what's destrying the Earth's eco system!"
"Among other things..."

by Jonah Rowley October 17, 2004


butterfly effect

The scientific theory that a single occurence, no matter how small, can change the course of the universe forever.

1. A man travelled back in time to prehistoric ages and stepped on a butterfly, and the universe was entirely different when he got back.

2. The flap of a butterfly's wings changed the air around it so much that a tornado broke out two continents away.

by Jonah Rowley November 07, 2004


halloween

A weird holiday that wizard-type dudes invented hundreds of years ago. It used to have some meaning, but now it's just about extortion and Unicef. Good way to get candy, though!

"Alright, boys, it's Halloween night. What're we gonna do?"

by Jonah Rowley November 07, 2004


Free Country, USA

A small rural town in Georgia. Possibly a suburb of Atlanta. Internet connaisseurs go down there every few days to get tapes from their friend Homestar of what him and his friends in FCUSA have been doing. Consists of a lake with some wharfs and a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.

One day, Strong Bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the Moon with his pal The Coach Z. He won a million to three. "You see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million," said Strong Bad. "Oh, now I understand," said the Coach Z. They flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to Free Country, USA.

by Jonah Rowley April 10, 2005


man, are we screwed

What will happen if we keep slowly destroying the Earth.

"Global warming, greenhouse gasses and pollution are destroying the Earth!"
"Man, are we screwed."

by Jonah Rowley November 15, 2004


Pamplemousse

The late, great Brazillian composer that invented the refrigerator.

He also invented the telephone.

by Jonah Rowley January 24, 2005


Ford Prefect

Field researcher for the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Pretends to be an actor from Guildford, England, but is actually from somewhere around Betelgeuse. Concvinced his name in inconspicuous. Believes in never buying your own drinks.

"How reliable is he?"
"How reliable? How shallow is the ocean? How cold is the sun?"

by Jonah Rowley January 09, 2005