metrosexual

a guy who fakes being gay

bob:ace is such a fag
jim:no man he fucked my girlfriend last night, he can't be gay
gary:hes a metrosexual, bob

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84

1. HOT/SEXY/PUSSYBITCH.

2. Refering to the coolest bitches you know.

3. The year only the coolest were born.

1. Yeah, Im hangin with my 84's this weekend

2. She definatly wasnt born in 84

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^_~V

an asian smiley, used in the place of "good job!" or "congratulations!"

person #1:"i got an A on my project!"
person #2: "^_~V"

21👍 7👎

Homestar Runner

1. The star of the best cartoon, Flash or otherwise, to ever exist.
2. The greatest entertainer of this or any generation.

Oh Hewo. Stwong Bad could not make it today, so I will be taking his place. My name is Homestaw Wunno.

13👍 12👎

smashed

Word used to describe a vagina that's beat and/or resembles pastrami.

She must have just got through fucking an army of dudes because she was smashed!

She wouldn't feel a fence post there, she's smashed.

18👍 52👎

tubbylard

As wisey (q.v) only on a more regular basis

my missus was up all night tubbylarding

1👍 1👎

hoose

term used for sound effects.

*while a character in a video game is getting punched* "hoose hoose hoose!"

14👍 38👎