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When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.
"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."
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The act of masturbating while taking a shit.
Man, that waitress from Hooters was freaking hot. But those wings are tearing me up. I gotta chocolate milk.
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Pull out some organs from an enemy and tye them to the foul pole in left field at Fenway. Then boot his fucking ass off the green monster.
I don't like the guy to begin with so what better way to say welcome to Boston then with a Beantown bungee. Hey frankie, can we get a couple more boston lagers down here and would it kill ya to dim the lights? Nomar is on deck.
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When tying a girls arms to her sides and her ankles to gether. You must then put on a kilt and masturbate on her toes. Watch as she tries to shake your DNA from her feet. Enjoy.
Dude, she was the one feeling kinky so I gave her a Scottish mermaid.
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