A Right Near Weapon

someone so extraordinary that they need to be examined in some underground highly classified facility

For example someone who plays a 5-back in online competitive Fifa Ultimate Team
or

Someone who eats Peanut butter alone on toast

Just faced a guy in the weekend league and his team had 5 defenders ... That guy is a Right Near Weapon

Course chower

Someone who does exceedingly well in their University /college degree. In other words chow is slang for eating so course chower means eating the course

Richard is such a course chower yet always tells us he didn't study for the test

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