Boomer-baby

The second most self-righteous, self-important, incredibly arrogant generation of all time. The progeny of Generation X, who grew up with the hardship of the tolerating baby boomers, didn’t have iPhones and spoiled their Boomer-baby children with phones, computers and consumer trash society told them they needed. A generation characterised by crushing anxiety and new mental illnesses, invented as they never had any realistic fear so they fabricated them. Boomer-babies had everything handed to them on a silver platter from day 1.

They act as if the world (particularly THEIR parents and older cousins) owes them a gigantic debt of gratitude for being born and how they perceive they have changed society with their work in civil, religious, gender and animal rights. An achievement that was really built on the shoulders of all the generations before them. They inherited a liberal, socially free and peaceful world, which they destroyed with their triggered outrage and safe spaces.

They can be characterised by an expectation of being given everything without any work and demanding immediate gratification in all aspects of their socially anxious lives.

Erin: “Did you see Steve got that promotion at work? Fuckin old boys club eh?!”

Don: “Hasn’t Steve been working 100 hour weeks and just completed his PhD in that?”

Erin: “Yeah but Fuck Steve. I want a promotion!!”

Don: “Also shouldn’t you be at work?”

Erin: “Stop attacking me! My Chakra isn’t aligned this week. It’s a condition!!”

Don: “You’re such a Boomer-baby!!”

Baronet

A man achieving a level of achievement higher than expected (or deserved) in the sense of sexual conquest, employment or life in general.

The term originates from the British hereditary title of honor reserved for commoners.

Ken: "Did you see those two chicks Sean brought home last night?!"

Joe: "Yeah man! Identical twin models!"

Ken: "Holy shit son! He is The Baronet!"