I was in jail for so long all I wanted was some poontang.
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When my friend told me to take out that nasty ho, I said "Chassup!"
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She asked me where the condom was, I replied, "in cheebuho."
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"Hey, did what's his name get out to you yesterday?" "Who?" "DEEEZ NUTS!"
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