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when you stick your butthole in a microwave and it gets radiation poisoning so bad you constantly have shit smeared all over your clothes no matter how much you wipe
Did you hear john has nucleshitoriosis?
Oh, prayers up
when you see somebody so bad that all your face muscles constrict and you look hot as shit
bbl face
something lil durk hasnt done yet cuz hes a lil bitch
Stupid ass yb fans: Slide for von!
lil durk: i know they trollin me but still im a lil bitch boy with a pubescent penis
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When you let your pubes grow out so long you superglue them in your belly button
"do you know sebastian has a curly johnson"
"What! No way!"
How to describe long words you cant spell
"How do you spell the one word in the song that's like supercalifragilisticexpeladcoios"
"idk thats a constaflabiorosis"
When you are so fucking retarded people think you have have chromosomes instead of brain cells which are brother and sister.
"Bryan is such a fucking wankershmuck he told the girl i liked idgaf about her"
"Fuck that stupid bitch"
when you get with girl 1, dump them for girl 2, dump that same girl for girl 3, then get with girl 4 while she still has feelings, and make her jealous and get back with her after girl 4 leaves.
"jackson uses Man Hoe Manipulation"
"yeah fuck that whore"