the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

moistrous

A word used only by complete idiots to describe conditions that are damp. (Mo)

Last night I felt very moistrous

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Naughty Elmo

A cheeky little lady with a cheeky little face. Don't be fooled by this one's calm demeanor. Beneath the surface of this elegant beauty is a wiley little minx. Secretive and all-knowing, never under estimate Naughty Elmos.

Julie is such a naughty elmo, hangin with DrJonny. Are they sleeping together?

blo

Bein stoned or fucked up.

Damn, that nigga be blo up off dat dro!

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the 69 eyes

Finnish goth/rock band. VERY popular in Finland and various other countires (Germany etc.)
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.

"Hey whats this song? Its amazing!"
"This? Oh its Feel Berlin by The 69 Eyes."

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yayness

(interj.) said when expressing happiness!

i got a 100 on my test. YAYNESS!

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DMV

department of motor vehicles (aka hell)

going down to the DMV!

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