Micro-Terrorism

To commit small and annoying acts of terrorism that are more of a nuisance than harmful. Not to be confused with Macro-terrorism.

"Bitch, what the fuck are you doing to that salt shaker?"

"I'm loosening the cap so the next fucker gets a surprise!"

"Shit man, I had no clue you were into micro-terrorism!"

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Tigeritis

A black guy who has a gorgeous white wife, but decides to cheat on her anyways in an attempt to take his mind off his putting game. (or any other problems he may be experienced)

Usually used to define a celebrity or famous athlete, but can describe other people as well.

"last night I came down with a severe case of Tigeritis"

"Damn man, was it that bad?"

"Yeah, I couldn't take my mind of this case at work, but after I fucked a bitch or two I felt fine."

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