Dish-hap

1) An accidental breaking of dinnerware during washing.
2) Harm-causing gossip by misattirbution of facts

1) Jimmy had a dish-hap when the plate he was rinsing slipped out of his hands and shattered on the kitchen floor
2) The dish-hap occured when Trish wrongly named Josh as a rump-ranger. In truth it was Zak who guzzled jizz.

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loin juice

sperm from a randy human male.

"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Biff, "And plenty of it!"

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