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Babystealer

When you fuck a heterosexual married man in the ass so deep and hard that your cum gets stored in the tip of his penis. The next time that guy fucks his wife she gets pregnant with your cum.

I gave that guy a babystealer and now his wife is trying to collect child support from me.

by Jonny J Bird December 23, 2016

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Aunt Pearl

An "Aunt Pearl" is when you throw a softball to someone right at the height between their neck and upper chest. The spot where you would give a girl a pearl necklace.

The softball was hit into the outfield and the second baseman yells AUNT PEARL! This mean throw it high and hard into the chest.

by Jonny J Bird April 11, 2011

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