plastic friend

The endless fountain of wealth otherwise known as a credit card.

Person 1: I'm broke, got any cash?
Person 2: Nope I'm out as well
Person 1: Oh hang on, we're saved, my wife left her plastic friend in my wallet!
Person 2: Hallelujah!

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snaugh

The sound that comes out of someones mouth when they laugh a little too excitedly and snort at the same time.

Person 1: Did you hear the one about the vacuum cleaner? It sucks!
Person 2: *Snaughs*
Person 1: *Confused/Disgusted/Intrigued look on face*

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