Noun.
For anecdotal use in the description of oneâs faecal defecating or discharging experience(s). Specifically referring to those which are associated with, but not limited to; constipated movements that ensue for circa 27 years, before they come out.
âHey boss. Sorry I was in the bathroom so long earlier; todayâs was a real Phillip Schofield!â
â-Hey Sharon, how was the natural birth?
-Not fun Susan. My newborn son went full Phillip Schofield on my birthing canal. I required stitches, Susan.â
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