Futzer

A Northern definition of a small fluffy dog. It could be any type of dog as long as it's small and fluffy.

Look at that little futzer. He's such a cute dog.

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Pussy-22

A no-win situation in which the only way to possibly have intercourse with a woman is to submit to her ridiculous demands. Once the man submits, the woman considers him a pussy, and labels him un-fuckable.

Guy 1: "Dude, I can't believe that guy is putting up with all of that bigitty bitch's bullshit. "

Guy 2: "Well, it's his only chance of ever getting laid."

Guy 1: "Yeah, but she's just gonna label him un-fuckable if he gives in."

Guy 2: "What a Pussy-22!"

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